Terms of Service for The Well Blog
Last updated: May 25, 2025 - because laws change and so do we
1. The Basics
Look, we're not fans of legalese either, but we've gotta lay some ground rules. When you use The Well Blog (that's us), you're agreeing to these terms. If they rub you the wrong way, we're sorry to see you go—but those are the breaks.
2. Our Stuff vs. Your Stuff
All the articles, images, and even that sweet color scheme? Ours. The random thoughts you have while reading them? Yours.
What you CAN do:
- ✔ Read and enjoy (obviously)
- ✔ Share links (social media loves us)
- ✔ Print articles for personal use (trees permitting)
What you CAN'T do:
- ✖ Copy-paste our work like it's your college essay
- ✖ Sell our content (we're flattered, but no)
- ✖ Use our photos for your dating profile (weird, and we'll know)
3. Don't Be That Person
We run a chill space here. That means:
- No trolls – Constructive criticism welcome, keyboard warriors aren't
- No cheating – One account per human (bots get the boot)
- No sketchy stuff – If it's illegal offline, it's illegal here
4. The Fine Print We Hate Writing
A. We work hard to keep info accurate, but sometimes life happens. Double-check health advice with your doctor—we're writers, not wizards.
B. Tech fails sometimes. We're not liable if:
- • The site crashes during your lunch-break reading
- • Your boss catches you browsing instead of working
- • Aliens hack our server (it's 2025, who knows?)
5. Changes & Such
We might update these terms when:
- ⚖️ Laws change
- 🐛 We fix loopholes
- 🤦 Someone does something unexpectedly creative
We'll change the date at the top—your continued use means you're cool with it.
Got Questions?
Email contact@thewellblog.com and:
- • Our human (yes, real person) will respond
- • We promise no robotic replies
- • Cat photos available upon request*
*Fine print within fine print: Cat photos subject to feline cooperation.